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DiscountedShirts: The Prophet of Fashion Discrepancies

Discounts so divine, they're almostæk

æk! We have the most bewilderingly wonderful shirts you've ever laid eyes on! Our prophet, Zorvath, has decreed that 20% off is not enough. He demands 50% off, or your money back, guaranteed.

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But wait, there's more!

Our prophet has also decreed that our customers will receive FREE shipping on all orders over $20! That's right, folks, you'll be getting the shirt of your dreams, and we'll throw in the box to put it in, absolutely free!

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